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Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.
He said, "Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear...
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Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup that he decided to commit suicide, so he jumped out in front of a bus.
It went through his legs.
It went through his legs.
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A real tough guy dies and goes to hell, well he tells Satan that it won't be all that bad, and thinks hell's all a joke. So Satan tells the demons to turn the thermostat way up, and lock him up for three days.
After three days Satan goes to...
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A lucky Aggie once won the lottery for $20,000,000 and went to pick up all of his money. But when he got there, the guy who was in charge of the money said that the money would be paid out over twenty years. So the Aggie got pissed off and says:...
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* You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers' names
* You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing
* When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner
* You...
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Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament?
A: Tiger Woods.
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There were 3 basketball players, one each from IU, Notre Dame, and Purdue, standing on a burning roof in Indianapolis. The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to the Notre Dame player to jump. He jumped and they moved it to the right....
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Why did the professional baseball player cross the road?
Because his gigantic ass commanded him to.
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If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Foootball player in the same car at the same time, who drives?
The state trooper!!"
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Did you hear about the lady at Wal-Mart that was trying on a Dale Earnhardt T-shirt?
She hit the wall three times before she got it off!
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Q: How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your yard?
A: Put in an end zone.
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A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.
The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the...
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Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf and country club. Luckily, it's a beautiful day, and there's hardly anyone on the course, so they've been breezing through the holes. Up around the seventh tee, they spot the first people on the...
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There once was a man who decided to go scuba diving one day. So he went to the deepest part of the beach, got on his gear, and went underwater. He decides to go down 20 feet, and there he sees another guy with no equipment on. The man thought...
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A blind man tells his friend how much he enjoys parachuting. " My hand is placed on my release ring, they place me in the door and tell me when to jump. Out I go!"
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the...
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the...
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American Olympian Picabo Street donated a large sum to her hometown hospital's emergency center.
Her town named the center after her: Picabo ICU.
Her town named the center after her: Picabo ICU.
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Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?
Because you have a short stop between second and third.
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What do you say to a football player in an Armani suit?
"Will the defendant please rise..."
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