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- Sign Off - Remedy for Insomnia(0:11)
- Stephen has a remedy for insomnia -- how about taking one of them pills?
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- Videos Tagged: sign off (365), sleep (105)
I sleep during the day, which is such a weird thing, to be a day sleeper, because you get that call at three in the afternoon, and you think, 'Ooh, bad news.'
You ever sleep so long the people in your dreams are trying to wake you up? 'Wake your ass up. We ain't doin' no more stuff.'
Fell asleep last night, so I was up all day today -- you know how that goes.
I woke up at eight o'clock in the morning, angry. I just opened my eyes and thought, 'This sucks. What the hell am I doing awake at eight o'clock in the morning? And why am I in this phone booth?'
I'm lazy. When you go to bed and start setting your alarm clock for p.m. -- why even set it at all? I'm setting it for 1:30 the other day, going, 'I don't wanna oversleep or nothing.'
I love sleep. I love sleep so much, sleep is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
- Stephen's Post-Show Routine(00:38)
- Stephen can now look forward to his regular post-show routine.
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- Videos Tagged: health (976), sign off (365), sleep (105)
- Todd Barry - Tattooed Women(1:27)
- Todd Barry
- It's not a smiley face; it's a police sketch of the man who stole my baby.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283), sleep (105), Todd Barry (27)
- Sign Off - Insane Clown(0:11)
- Stephen will be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife in your dreams.
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- Videos Tagged: sign off (365), sleep (105), dreams (45)
- Norm MacDonald - Dream Mutations(0:44)
- Norm MacDonald
- Re-dreaming never works.
- Videos Tagged: Two Drink Minimum (293), sleep (105), dreams (45), Norm MacDonald (18)
- Sign Off - Candy(0:17)
- Stephen plans out a sweet dreamscape for his loyal audience.
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- Videos Tagged: sign off (365), sleep (105), dreams (45)
- Jeff Cesario - The Good China(1:39)
- Jeff Cesario
- As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197), sleep (105), Jeff Cesario (11)
- Headlines - Bed Bush & Beyond(1:31)
- Over 100 of President Bush's friends, relatives and fundraisers have slept at the White House.
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- Videos Tagged: George W. Bush (2037), Headlines (1078), White House (140), sleep (105)
- Never Go to Bed Angry(00:12)
- Don't go to bed angry. Stephen will do that for you.
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- Videos Tagged: sign off (365), sleep (105), rage (68)
- Moment of Zen - Andy Rooney Can Sleep Anywhere(00:15)
- Andy Rooney can fall asleep sitting, standing or lying down.
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- Videos Tagged: Moment of Zen (1499), sleep (105), 60 Minutes (26), Andy Rooney (8)
- Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner(3:10)
- Peter Berman
- Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581), sleep (105), Peter Berman (7)
- Sign Off - Bedtime Recipe(0:28)
- If you are having trouble sleeping soundly, Stephen has a recipe for bedtime.
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- Videos Tagged: food (804), sign off (365), sleep (105)
- America, Sleep Safe(0:15)
- Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
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- Videos Tagged: America (446), sign off (365), sleep (105), dreams (45)
My father never slept, never slept -- oh, he used to rest his eyes quite a bit. He'd never admit he was sleeping... So I tried to throw this back at him: 'No Dad, I'm not ignoring you, I'm resting my ears.' 'No Dad, I'm not drunk, I'm resting my ability to make sound decisions.'
