I like to go to stores and mess with the salespeople, get them back. They mess with you all day. I go in the store, right? And I just try stuff on and walk around in it. They can't tell you how long to keep it on.
My day was terrible. I spent six hours on the phone with IKEA technical support. It was six hours of this: 'Um, can I speak to someone who isn't Swedish? Yes, I was assembling the Klorn entertainment center, and I've become trapped inside.'