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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his...
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door...
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Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

A: A cherry float.
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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

A: One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.
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Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

A: It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.
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Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around.
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Q: What's the ultimate rejection?

A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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Q: What's another name for pickled bread?

A: Dill dough.
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Q. What do gay guys call condoms?

A. Mud flaps.
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A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.

A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.

Two naked guys walk...
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Q: What did the nut say to the bolt?

A: Screw me.
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Q. What do call a good cook?

A. A master baster.

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Two men named Cecil and Scott live together. One very hot day, Cecil walked into the kitchen and found Scott with his butt up to the refrigerator.
Cecil said, "Scott, what the heck is your butt doing in the refrigerator?"

Scott said: "Because I wanted you to have something cool to slip into."

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How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

It ain't hard...
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Q: What's about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?

A: A toothbrush.
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Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?

A: Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Q: What is LXIX?

A: 69 -- the hard way.
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Q: Why is Wednesday the best night of the week to hit the bars?

A: Because it's "hump day."
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A young deaf-mute couple gets married. At first, they have sex with the lights on, in order to sign to each other.

One day, the woman asks, "Can we try to make love with the lights off?"

The man says, "OK, but how will you know when...
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