Everything tagged with 'sex' | Jokes.com | Comedy Central

This Site
The Web
jokes.com home Jokes.com - Stand-up Comedy's official site
jokes.com comedians Stand-up Comedians
jokes.com jokes Funny jokes, blonde jokes, joke of the day, Yo Mama jokes, and more
jokes.com videos The funniest stand-up video archive on the web
Upload your stand-up to the Jokes.com Open Mic Challenge
Show: ALL (3662)  |  VIDEOS (1283)  |  JOKES (2379)

Your Search for "sex" found 3662 results in All

1-20 of 3662 Results
  • Posted: 07/10/2003
  • Views: 1778
The Nuns and The Blind Man
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door...
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2379) 
Seeking the Sightless
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

It ain't hard...
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
Grandma & Grandpa
Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.

"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."

They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.

"That's for knowin' the difference."

Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
Shave and a Hair Cut
A man is away on business, at a convention for marvellous machines. He found a long corridor lined with machines and decided to try a few. The first he came to was called ''The Wonder Cut''. He inserted his money and did as he was told to do by...
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
Eating a Mandarin
Q: What is better than eating a mandarin?

A: Eating Amanda out.
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2379) 
Eskimos and Tupperware
Q: What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

A: They both like a tight seal.
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2379) 
Tire vs. Condoms
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year and the other is a great year.
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
Mechanical Sex
How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex?

One of his fingers is clean

Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2379) 
The Wonder Bra
Q. Why is it called the wonder bra?

A. Because when they take it off you wonder where her boobs went.

Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
Coming Into The Closet
What do you call five lesbians in a closet?

A licker cabinet
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
The Leprechaun's Three Wishes
A guy walks into the bathroom and sees a very small man taking a leak. The little man looks at him and says "Hi! I'm a leprechaun! And because I like you, I'm going to grant you three wishes."

The man thinks for a moment and then says "I'd...
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
Pierre the Fighter Pilot
It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre the fighter pilot and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" He grabs a bottle of merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" asks the startled...
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
Limbless Prostitute
Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

A: Cash and carry.
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
The Height of Noise
Q: What is the height of noise?

A: Two skeletons f**king on a tin roof.
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
Definition of Trust
Q: What is the definition of trust?

A: Letting a cannibal give you a blow job.
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
Love and Herpes?
Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?

A: Herpes lasts forever.
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2379) 
Sex and Air
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any!
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2379) 
Banging and Banking
Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2379) 
Joining the Colony
Did you hear about the man who joined a nudist colony?

The first day was his hardest.
Read On >>
sex
Jokes Tagged: sex (2378) 
Back to Top