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Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Well, teachers generally don't change light bulbs, but a good teacher can make a dim one brighter!
A: Well, teachers generally don't change light bulbs, but a good teacher can make a dim one brighter!
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- Do Chicks Dig Assholes?(1:12)
- An intellectually curious young man in the audience asks Jon Stewart a question about the likes of women.
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- Videos Tagged: sex (1283), school (258)
- Sign Off - Show's Over, America(0:09)
- The show has ended -- pencils down.
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- Videos Tagged: sign off (365), school (258)
- Jo Koy - School Days(2:48)
- Jo Koy
- In this exclusive clip, Jo remembers always being the class clown, and how one of his teachers accommodated him.
- Videos Tagged: school (258), Jo Koy (30)
Mother: "Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school."
Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too."
Mother: "Yes, you do."
Victor: "Give me one good...
Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too."
Mother: "Yes, you do."
Victor: "Give me one good...
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you...
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you...
A teacher asks the new student her name. The girl replies, "Happy Butt."
The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."
The girl goes to the principal's...
The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."
The girl goes to the principal's...
- Class Warfare(4:44)
- Jason Jones investigates how school kids can use text books to protect themselves from gunfire.
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- Videos Tagged: violence (304), school (258), Jason Jones (191), guns (128)
- Gerry Dee - Teaching History(2:25)
- Gerry Dee
- Read Chapters 1 through 3, and then stop. Don't come in asking questions.
- Videos Tagged: kids (841), Live at Gotham (332), school (258), Gerry Dee (7)
- Daniel Tosh - Hot For Teacher(0:48)
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- I dated a teacher in high school. Okay, I was home schooled.
- Videos Tagged: school (258), news & politics (229), Daniel Tosh (53)
- Oh, the Places You'll Blow(2:50)
- Jon's commencement speech at the Taliban suicide bomber school didnt go over too well.
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- Videos Tagged: school (258), speeches (129), bomb (27), graduation (5)
- The Shower and the Glory(1:55)
- Stripped of her valedictorian title for showering with boys after gym class, Leslie Shorb will appear in court, naked and wet.
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- Videos Tagged: school (258), This Just In (222), teens (45), Oregon (17)
- Corddry - Nursery Crimes(5:07)
- Children overstressed by the competitive Manhattan pre-school environment often crap themselves.
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- Videos Tagged: New York City (602), Rob Corddry (296), school (258), children (105)
- Moment Of Zen - Pledge Of Allegiance(:15)
- Children from different classrooms recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
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- Videos Tagged: Moment of Zen (1499), school (258), children (105)
- Headlines - Pass or Ale(1:59)
- Parents can rest easy -- their children are getting enough sex and alcohol while away at school.
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- Videos Tagged: Headlines (1078), school (258), Florida (181), college (164)
- This Just In - Blackboard Jungle(1:00)
- New York wrongly flunked thousands of grade school students, which may spur unusually bitter 'How I Spent My Summer' compositions.
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- Videos Tagged: New York City (602), school (258), education (245), This Just In (222)
- Helter Shelter(4:05)
- Bruce Beach created a fall out shelter with all the comforts of a home built out of 42 buried school buses.
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- Videos Tagged: school (258), Mo Rocca (253), Canada (202), Y2K (25)
- A Daily Show Tale of Survival Pt. 1(4:26)
- If Jeremy can't get to Spanish class by 1:30 pm, it's adios passing grade and hola failure.
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- Videos Tagged: school (258), Vance DeGeneres (224), teens (45), A Tale of Survival (4)
- This Just In - Get Off the Bus(1:22)
- It's back to the old system of determining which bus you get to take to school, whether you're white or not.
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- Videos Tagged: school (258), This Just In (222), Boston (39), Mandatory Busing (1)
- This Just In - Subpoena the Teenage Witch(1:24)
- An Oklahoma teenager is suspended from school for casting a spell on her teacher.
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- Videos Tagged: school (258), education (245), This Just In (222), Oklahoma (15)
