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Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: Well, teachers generally don't change light bulbs, but a good teacher can make a dim one brighter!
Jokes Tagged: school (115) 
  • Posted: 04/20/2004
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  • Posted: 03/11/2008
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  • Posted: 12/12/2008
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Mother: "Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school."

Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too."

Mother: "Yes, you do."

Victor: "Give me one good...
work/office
Jokes Tagged: work/office (325)school (115) 
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you...
driving
Jokes Tagged: driving (241)school (115) 
A teacher asks the new student her name. The girl replies, "Happy Butt."

The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."

The girl goes to the principal's...
kids
Jokes Tagged: kids (630)school (115) 
  • Posted: 01/08/2007
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  • Posted: 06/01/2007
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  • Posted: 06/17/2007
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  • Posted: 06/21/2007
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  • Posted: 05/08/2000
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  • Posted: 06/30/2004
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  • Posted: 06/27/2002
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  • Posted: 08/24/1999
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  • Posted: 09/20/1999
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  • Posted: 10/31/2000
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