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John goes on vacation to Helopisa. Immediately, a foo bird sh*ts on him. He asks the first person he sees where he can wash it off.

"No! No!" the person says. "You cannot wash it off! That is good luck. The ancient foo bird has chosen you....
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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A: A private tooter.
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Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?

A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.
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Beauty comes from within -- like gas.
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Jokes Tagged: potty humor (201)Jim David (11) 
Q: If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

A: K9P.
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A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window.

After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again,...
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Want to hear a dirty joke? A man fell in the mud.

Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles.

Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was his neighbor.
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Q: What's brown and sits in the forest?

A: Winnie's pooh.
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A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."

On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel,...
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?

A: Because it runs in your genes.
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Q: Why are men like diapers?

A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?

A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?

A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear.

Distraught, she asked her husband to unscrew the seat and drive her to the...
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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?

A: A Shih-Tzpoo
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Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?

A: Who knows -- it's never been done.
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I love Florida. It's my favorite state because it's shaped like a penis peeing on the Caribbean.
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Jokes Tagged: potty humor (201)Tom Cotter (24) 
Q: What do you get when you mix holy water with castor oil?

A: A religious movement.
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Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?

A: Men usually miss them.
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