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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized.
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When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame deGaulle: "Your husband has been such a...
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Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face. Police investigators find his scorched body and determine he had been struck by lightning.
"Why's he smiling?" one officer asks.
The other replies, "He thought he was having his picture taken."
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Zero. He only screws interns.
A: Zero. He only screws interns.
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Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan are sitting around a table discussing who the best person in the world is. Sleeping Beauty claims that she is the best because she is the most beautiful person in the world.
Hercules claims that he is...
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Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Question - What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
Answer - A...
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How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Why did Al Gore get a belly ring?
Because George Bush had a Dick Cheney.
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What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC?
Two breasts and a left wing.
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"My uncle ran for Senate last year."
"Really? What does he do now?"
"Nothing. He got elected."
"Really? What does he do now?"
"Nothing. He got elected."
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Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger?
The new company's gonna be called FedUp!
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only about 2000 people went down on the Titanic.
A: Only about 2000 people went down on the Titanic.
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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
Job opening!
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How many Whigs does it take to light an oil lamp?
One, and that person shall be President Andrew Jackson, hero of the Battle of New Orleans and Friend to the Common Man!
One, and that person shall be President Andrew Jackson, hero of the Battle of New Orleans and Friend to the Common Man!
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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
That light bulb's never getting changed.
That light bulb's never getting changed.
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The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They...
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Two aliens land on the earth, near L.A. They get out of their aircraft, take their scanners, and start exploring their surroundings. After walking for a while, they suddenly see a L.A.P.D. cop lying in the middle of the road.
So the first...
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In Washington D.C. they ran out Tickle Me Elmo dolls, so now they have Fondle Me Packwood dolls.
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