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  • Posted: 07/14/1999
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How come you can play guitar and harmonica at the same time, like, you know, Bob Dylan or Neil Young? You're a genius. Make that extra effort to strap some cymbals to your knees, and people will cross the street to get the hell away from you.
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Jokes Tagged: music (107)Otis Lee Crenshaw (6) 
I love whenever they downgrade a hurricane to a tropical depression, because I always think of a tropical depression as how I feel three songs into a Jimmy Buffett concert.
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Jokes Tagged: music (107)Andy Kindler (26) 
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker; I just really like certain songs.
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Jokes Tagged: music (107)Demetri Martin (44) 
Q: What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?

A: The front row at a Jonas Brothers concert.
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Q: Why do bees hum?

A: They don't know the words.
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Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?

A: Drool is coming out of both sides of his mouth.
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Jokes Tagged: insults (1619)music (107) 
Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to?
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Jokes Tagged: music (107)Jeff Marder (6) 
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
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You're spinning here on Monday? I'm spinning here on Monday!
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