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Q: Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they?
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.
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A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.
He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
Jokes Tagged:
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- Congratulatory Mail(1:42)
- Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep.
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- Videos Tagged: money (865), Jon Stewart (59)
- Peach Tint(:08)
- Burger King management explains the look of the new $20 bill.
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- Videos Tagged: Moment of Zen (1499), money (865)
- Fun in the Sun(1:52)
- Stephen shows you how you can minimize your tax exposure while maximizing your tan.
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- Videos Tagged: money (865), Colbert Cruise (2)
- Starbucks Price Hike(1:49)
- Starbucks' nickel-per-cup price hike doesn't seem like much, but spread over 161 shows it'll cost Stephen a whopping eight bucks.
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- Videos Tagged: money (865), Starbucks (34)
- Lewis Black - Rich(1:01)
- Lewis Black
- Just because a man makes money, it doesn't mean he's a genius!
- Videos Tagged: money (865), Lewis Black (320)
- Master of the Obvious(:06)
- Hitting the nail right on the head.
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- Videos Tagged: Moment of Zen (1499), money (865)
- Bicycle Theft(1:44)
- Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
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- Videos Tagged: money (865), Fox News (326)
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel,...
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel,...
You ever feel like you get a little extra money, run into a few bonus bucks somewhere -- and then something happens right away to just suck it right out of your hands? Has it gotten to the point where you can't even take the anxiety of having...
They say money changes people, and I say hook that sh*t up. I'm about due for some alterations. I don't care if money changes me into a 300-pound chinchilla with herpes simplex two.
I went to an ATM today. Why would a homeless guy peddle for cash at the ATM? We're at the ATM 'cause we don't have any cash, and you're not getting a $20, bitch.
I reached into this pocket and found a $10 bill. You know that feeling, that moment in time? You get so excited about $10 bucks. That's when you know you're poor.
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.
A few days later,...
A few days later,...
Doesn't the lottery have pretty unrealistic names for those tickets: Mass Millions, Fast Cash, The Winner's Circle? How about a more real name for a ticket, like Fat Chance or Lose Your Insulin Money? Play and Lose Today? 'Try our new game, Tax the Poor!'
A retired man moves near a junior high school. He spends the first few weeks of retirement in peace and quiet. However, when a new school year begins, three young boys beat on every trash can they encounter every day on their way home from...
