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It is a normal drill day at the Marine base in Virginia. The whole regiment is lined up in formation, and the colonel is walking around inspecting people. There are rows of marines stacked behind one another waiting to be inspected. The colonel...
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One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c'mon, I'm sure there's one buried in your desk too.) Since he'd heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub the lamp and...
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex?

A: Gladiator.
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Which branch of the military do babies join?

The infantry!

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What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar?

He got bombed.

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Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?

A: Bestiality

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A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys.

What is wrong with this joke?
1. This isn't a joke
2. The blonde is thinking

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Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

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