NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will...
-- There is no rationale or logic, and I don't feel like trying to come up with any.
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
-- I'm conditioned to agree, but it doesn't mean I'm listening.
"That's...
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
''Why not?'' asked someone from the back of the audience. ''I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years,'' the...
A: Have you ever seen a gopher hole after a badger has been in it?
She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest."
"But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I...
A: No, neither did I.
Shocked, the other nuns ask, "And then what?"
"He pulled his pants down," the nun replies, "And then I...
A: A microwave doesn't complain when you put a piece of meat in it.
-- When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
-- Taxis stop for us.
-- We get free drinks just for showing...
"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The...
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the...
Wife #2: Well, everytime he would come home I would simply say, 'Mike, is that you?'
Wife #1: But I still don't understand. How did that kept him from staying out?
Wife #2: My husband's name is Andrew.
