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Q: What are they doing about the mysterious hole discovered at the Carefree Nudist Camp?
A: Nothing -- the police won't look into it.
A: Nothing -- the police won't look into it.
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A guy gets stopped by the bouncer at a nightclub. "You have to wear a tie," says the bouncer.
The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back to the club.
The bouncer lets him...
The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back to the club.
The bouncer lets him...
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- Sebastian - Working the Shower(2:29)
- Sebastian Maniscalco
- When Sebastian gets in the shower, he does a full-body pre-soak, and then it's time to work.
- Videos Tagged: lookin' good (369), Sebastian (5)
- You Look Like Stephen(00:14)
- You look like Stephen, if he were on a curvy, glassy thing.
- On comedycentral.com
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- Sign Off - Colbert Commonsensicals(0:20)
- Stephen wants his Colbert Commonsensical to be put on a poster with a snowy white mountain or something.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: lookin' good (369), sign off (365)
No, really, I'm more interested in your brain than your body.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would it be okay if I ate it?
You caught my eye from across the room. I'll probably need that back later.
Did anybody ever tell you that you have the most beautiful worm-infested eye sockets?
I need glasses really bad, and it turns out I can't wear them, medically, because my eyebrows are too g**damn big. I'm not wearing glasses. And I got big nostrils, also. It looks like I have a beard, but that is the shadow of my nostrils. If I...
This is day 14 of my head held hostage by this god awful haircut.
A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a woman comes out with just a bath towel around her.
She confirms that she wants 45 pints. "Milk...
She confirms that she wants 45 pints. "Milk...
Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute."
Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky 'egg'lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped...
Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky 'egg'lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped...
A woman with small breasts buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door.
The next morning, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my boobs size 44."
There is a flash of light, and...
The next morning, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my boobs size 44."
There is a flash of light, and...
I went to the tanning salon a couple of weeks ago, this place called Tantastic. I had never been in my life. I didn't know how the whole tanning process worked. I go in -- stupid girl that works there didn't tell me where those little goggles go;...
What kind of tattoo would a librarian get? 'Books kick ass'? 'Shut the f**k up and read'?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You must be from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see!
It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
