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A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the difference between em?
The snake had skid marks in front of him.
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer's buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: One but it has to have a good case.
A: One but it has to have a good case.
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats?
A total waste of space!
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A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says ‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00...
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What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, “Where do you...
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed...
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Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.
There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?
Three reasons:
1. There are more lawers then rats.
2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them.
3. There are some things a rat will not do.
Three reasons:
1. There are more lawers then rats.
2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them.
3. There are some things a rat will not do.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground?
Because deep down, they're really not that bad!
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What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.
The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.
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What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
Pollution.
What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Solution.
Pollution.
What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Solution.
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Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
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