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A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."
The cashier...
"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."
The cashier...
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These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:
1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2) Please excuse Lisa...
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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: ''Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for...
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On Father's Day, a little boy decides to make his dad breakfast in bed. He makes scrambled eggs, toast and coffee. He brings it into his dad, hands him the cup of coffee and says,''Try it dad.''
The dad takes a sip and nearly passes out because...
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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One but he has to get it drunk first.
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What is green and yellow and lies in a pile of cookie crumbs?
A beat-up girl scout.
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Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular answer to the teacher's questions?
Arnold: I don't know ma'am.
Teacher: ''Correct!'''
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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctors office?
A: Because it was feeling crummy.
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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a zombie baby?
A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.
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Knock, knock who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you a little to young for this site?
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Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don't answer him. - Michael, 14
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
Stay...
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don't answer him. - Michael, 14
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
Stay...
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A little kid goes to his first movie alone. He buys one ticket and goes in.
A minute later, he comes back out to buy another ticket. The man at the counter asks, "Why do you want another one?"
The kid replies, "Because that man over there ripped the first one in half."
A minute later, he comes back out to buy another ticket. The man at the counter asks, "Why do you want another one?"
The kid replies, "Because that man over there ripped the first one in half."
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
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- Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!
- My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year.
- The dog did it for me, but it was in his language.
- The paper airplane I made out of it...
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A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth.
"Can you guess what it is?"
"I don't know," said the...
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, ''Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?''
His mother smiled and gave...
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