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I.Q.
Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!
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You So Fat...Scale
You are so fat, that when you step on a scale and it says, "One at a Time PLEASE!"
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You're So Stupid...99 Cents
You're so stupid, you asked for a price check at the 99-cents store.
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You're So Fat...Shade
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
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Harley vs. Hoover
Q: What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

A: The position of the dirtbag.
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Your Father Is So Old
Your father is so old, he has to put his dick in the freezer to get hard.
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POV
An Insult:

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!

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Say It To My Face
"Why don't you say that to my face?"
"Turn around."
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The Comeback Supremo
If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my zipper!
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How Tall?
How tall are you?
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
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Forget Me Not
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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Mime in a Forest Riddle
A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.

A tree falls on him.

Does anyone care?
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Shut Up
If my pants aren't at my ankles, don't open your mouth!
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Staring Insult
If someone ever says, “What are you staring at?”
Say “I don't know, give me a minute.”
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Yo Ain't Got No Mama
You don't have a mama: Two dads and a chemisty set don't count.
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411
You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911.
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Slip Into Something More Comfortable
Why don't you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.
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School in the Summertime
You're like school in the summertime -- no class.
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Midgets and Tampons
Q: Why don't midgets wear tampons?

A: They trip over the strings.
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Face 2 Face
"Hey, how's your face feeling?"
"Fine. Why?"
"Because it's killing me!"
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