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Helen Keller's Scream
Q: Why didn't anybody hear Helen Keller scream?

A: She was wearing mittens.
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411
You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911.
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Baldness
Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
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Shorty
You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to know.
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You're So Small...
You're so small you could milk a cow standing up.
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Smallness
You're so small that when it rains you're the last to know!
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Your Face and My Dog's Face
If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
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Marble
You're as sharp as a marble.
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You're So Fat...Limo
You are so fat, you rented a 250-foot long limo, sat in the back and squished the poor driver.
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Twinkie Insult
I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
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You're So Fat...Himalayas
You're so fat, mountain climbers climb the Himalayas for practice before climbing you.
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School in the Summertime
You're like school in the summertime -- no class.
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Mime in a Forest Riddle
A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.

A tree falls on him.

Does anyone care?
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Californians & Granola Bars
Q: How is California like a granola bar?

A: They both contain fruits, nuts and flakes.
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Stupid People Euphemisms
-- Not the brightest crayon in the box
-- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
-- Not the funniest clown in the circus
-- Not the fastest horse in the race
-- Not the sharpest tool in the shed
-- Not the brightest star in the sky
-- Not the most likely Vice Presidential candidate
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Born Loser Defined
Q: What's the definition of a born loser?

A: A stowaway on a kamikaze plane.
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Midgets and Tampons
Q: Why don't midgets wear tampons?

A: They trip over the strings.
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Undercover Cops
Q: What's another name for undercover cops?

A: Pigs-in-a-blanket.
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Harley vs. Hoover
Q: What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

A: The position of the dirtbag.
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Face Loan
Can I borrow your face for a few days?

My ass is going on vacation.
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