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Harry and Martha drank their coffee as they listened to the morning weather report.
"There will be three to five inches of snow today. You must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street."
Harry got up from his coffee to...
"There will be three to five inches of snow today. You must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street."
Harry got up from his coffee to...
I was like, 'Damn, do I look homeless?' But then I thought about it, and you know what? It could have been my first day of homelessness. You see, because on your first day of homelessness, you don't look that homeless. You don't stink yet, your...
You ever been to Southern California? It rains, and the houses fall down... And they don't understand why this happens. In California, they figure, 'Here's a cliff. Let's build a house right there!' And they don't understand why it fell. If you...
You take a glass, and you wrap it in paper, and you put it in the box. You take another glass; you wrap it in paper, you put it in the box, and you finish the box. You close it and you write, 'Glasses' on it. But after about two days, you just...
Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it's probably nicer than my room at the Y.
- Kirk Fox - House(3:00)
- Kirk Fox
- Does it really matter where my house is?
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), housing (86), Kirk Fox (10)
- Meteorite Market(3:18)
- Stephen takes a look at the celestial financial market.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: Jimmy (578), economy (499), housing (86)
- Lessons(0:12)
- Charlie Oliver was once Jim Ryan's boss, but no longer. How did that happen?
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- Videos Tagged: Moment of Zen (1499), New York City (602), housing (86)
- Intro - 07/30/09(00:14)
- Stephen can't start the show because his roommate, Frank, is sitting at his desk.
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- Videos Tagged: intro (572), housing (86), Frank the Roommate (2)
- News You Can Utilize - Gum(4:07)
- Matt Walsh recommends a dollop of peanut butter for getting gum out of the carpeting.
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- Videos Tagged: housing (86), Matt Walsh (49), consumer advocate (5)
Yo' Mama is so poor, she had to get a take a second mortgage on her cardboard shelter.
A tornado knocked down my trailer. Can I go home with you?
Yo' Mama's so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she could build homes for all the homeless.
You know what I like to do on a night like this? Sit in my apartment playing my favorite apartment game: find the smell.
It's very difficult to impress women when you have no money. When I first moved into my apartment, I had no furniture for, like, six months. So, whenever a girl would come over for the first time, I'd have to act like I just got robbed. I'd be...
Yo' Mama's house is so dirty, the roaches ride around in ATVs.
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."
From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant...
From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant...
