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- Welcome Back()
- Stephen finally asks Jon about his holiday vacation.
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- Videos Tagged: Daily/Colbert (228), holidays (218)
- Skipping the Holiday Blues(0:40)
- Jon Stewart previews the guests and stories for next week's show.
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- Videos Tagged: Ed Helms (247), holidays (218)
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid, everyone gets a valentine. It's like, 'To Tim: Nice pants! Love, Scott.'
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney.
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney.
Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?
A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.
A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to satisfy and the front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to wrong part of face.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
SYMPTOM:...
FAULT: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to wrong part of face.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
SYMPTOM:...
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback sits at a traffic light next to a kid on a shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well,...
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well,...
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
-- I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
-- Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
-- She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
-- If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
-- Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.
-- Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
-- She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
-- If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
-- Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.
- Fatwa(2:09)
- There is a death warrant out for Stephen Colbert because he said Halloween is a better holiday than Ramadan.
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- Videos Tagged: religion (770), holidays (218), Muslim (63)
- Costumes for the Girls(2:11)
- Stephen acknowledges how far women have come to get more costume choices.
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- Videos Tagged: media (640), audience interaction (300), holidays (218)
- Movies That Are Destroying America - Xmas(3:12)
- "Black Christmas" has got to be the worst remake ever of "White Christmas."
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- Videos Tagged: movies (549), holidays (218), Movies That Are Destroying America (15)
- Putin '08(1:52)
- Is killing a vocal critic two years before the election going negative too early?
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- Videos Tagged: crime (412), holidays (218), Russia (116), Vladimir Putin (53)
- Intro - 11/27/06(0:35)
- Stephen talks to Jim Lehrer, reviews this season's hottest Christmas toys, and recaps his Thanksgiving dinner.
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- Videos Tagged: intro (565), business (241), holidays (218)
- Louis C.K. Pt. 1(2:44)
- Louis C.K. tells Jon about the first moment he discovered he had boobs.
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- Videos Tagged: interview (2793), holidays (218), celebrity (108), Louis C.K. (26)
- New Set-sation(1:29)
- The Daily Show crew spent every single holiday building a set of recycled parts from old newscasters.
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- Videos Tagged: holidays (218), Easter (30), Passover (12), New Set (3)
- Headlines - Leap Impact(1:29)
- Our calendar is still a little bit off, every 4,000 years we'll need to add a February 30th or turn on some Philip Glass and breathe over an open paint can.
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- Videos Tagged: Headlines (1081), Christmas (260), holidays (218), Easter (30)
- Vegan Cooking(2:24)
- The secret ingredient of vegan cooking is love... cause it sure as hell isn't flavor.
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- Videos Tagged: Steve Carell (426), holidays (218), Produce Pete With Steve Carell (25), vegan (7)
- News 4 Kids - Christmas 4 Kids(3:15)
- As everyone knows, there is no Santa and all letters to him are distributed equally amongst television shows and prisons.
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- Videos Tagged: gay/homosexual (622), holidays (218), toy (5), News 4 Kids (2)
