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This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.
I stayed at a hotel last week in Washington, D.C. It was the Abraham Lincoln Suites, and they have these Abraham Lincoln quotes everywhere. And one of them was like, 'Whatever you are, be a good one.' I just don't feel like he should get credit...
Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!
Baby, let's unite the way I united the North and South.
I cannot tell a lie. Baby, YOU'RE my first lady.
I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are just Minutemen.
I cannot tell a lie. I'd cross the Delaware for a night with you.
I've got the beginnings of a log cabin in my pants.
I cannot tell a lie. You've started a revolution in my pants.
You know, they also used to call me "The Great De-pants-inator."
I cannot tell a lie. These dentures aren't the only thing on me that's made of wood.
I cannot tell a lie. I call this "the cherry tree"... but not because of the fruit.
If you're one score and one year old, call me!
I cannot tell a lie. Let's go back to my estate where I can watch you mount Vernon.
Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about my Gettysburg phone number?
I cannot tell a lie. I'd like to be the father of your country.
