A: She woke up with a kernel between her legs.
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in amazement,...
"Well, in plain...
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with...
One day she tells him, "I have to take your temperature. I'm sorry, but for this reading, I cannot use an oral...
The left side of his body was completely paralyzed.
The doctor said, "He was going to be all right."
Doctor: Well, go in there and tell him I can't see him!!
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please?...
"Tell me the bad news" says the man.
"Well," says the doctor, "the bad news is...
So the doctor replied, "What! you've got four!?"
...
Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?
Dermatologist: There's no more space.
A: Twelve: One to do it. one to chart it. ten to write the policy and procedure.
Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty: one primary care...
Doctor: Well, are you regular?
Woman: Yes I am. Every day I do a number one at 7:30 in the morning and a number two at 8:30.
Doctor: So, what's the problem?
Woman: I don't get up untill 9:30.
