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Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up.
The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here."
The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in...
The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here."
The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in...
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As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce, and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic table in our backyard,...
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I?
Ugly!
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There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill. The first bum went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said, "Oh I'm sorry, would you like some?"
He replied, "No I think I'll wait."
So...
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Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?
A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said, "Ew, who farted?"
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A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda."
The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the guy says. "My farts do."
So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside.
After about...
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"Where did you get those zacklies?"
"Zacklies?"
"Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your butt!"
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
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After a long day of fishing, Bob speeds home on the back roads. At the end of a bridge, a cop jumps out with a radar gun and motions Bob to pull over.
The cop walks up to the window and says, "You were going 67 in a 55 zone."
The cop...
The cop walks up to the window and says, "You were going 67 in a 55 zone."
The cop...
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When...
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Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall...
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Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?
A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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