Next week, The Daily Show features John Malkovich and former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, and Nate Corddry explores the finer points of golf.
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, "What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The pastor says, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with...
Long Island residents have tried everything they can to get on the Deepdale golf course, including upgrading to younger trophy wives and pretending not to be Jewish.
A husband and wife take golf lessons at the local club.
The husband goes first and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, "Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." The man follows the instructions and hits the ball...
I never got a hole in one -- but I did hit a guy, and that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'Fore,' but I was too busy mumbling 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.'