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  • Posted: 04/27/2006
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Three bad golfers were teeing off when they saw a pro walk by.

One guy yelled out, "Hey, pro, you want to join us?"

The pro figured he didn't have anything else to do, so he got his clubs and joined them. The first guy walked up to...
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golfing
Jokes Tagged: sports (623)golfing (21) 
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A: A golfer goes "whack" and yells, "Damn!", while a skydiver yells, "Damn!" and goes "whack."
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Jokes Tagged: sports (623)golfing (21) 
Jim and Bob are golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine and climbs down in search of it.

Jim spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an...
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Jokes Tagged: sports (623)golfing (21) 
Q: What has teeth but no mouth?

A: A comb.
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Jokes Tagged: sports (623)golfing (21) 
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, "What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The pastor says, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with...
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Jokes Tagged: sports (623)golfing (21) 
  • Posted: 02/15/2007
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A husband and wife take golf lessons at the local club.

The husband goes first and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, "Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." The man follows the instructions and hits the ball...
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A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment. They're kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket.

"What is that?" she asks.

"Those are my golf balls."

"Is that like tennis elbow?"
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Blonde
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I never got a hole in one -- but I did hit a guy, and that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'Fore,' but I was too busy mumbling 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.'
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