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  • Posted: 10/08/2009
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You ever let someone call you the wrong name 'cause you just don't feel like correcting them? And six months later, you finally tell them? You're like, 'You know my name isn't John. It's Tom.' They're like, 'Why didn't you tell me that in the...
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Jokes Tagged: friends (177)Tom Clark (3) 
You ever been telling a story in front of a group of people, and you realize right at the end of the story, it's a really sucky story? So to make it better, you lie at the end, you know? Spice it up a little bit: 'Yeah, so we're waiting there, and...
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Jokes Tagged: friends (177)Tony Camin (3) 
You ever say the wrong thing? Like maybe you pass someone you know on the street, unexpectedly, and as you go by, you're trying to play it cool, but you screw it up? And you accidentally answer the question that you thought they were going to ask...
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Jokes Tagged: friends (177)Ben Bailey (11) 
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him.

"Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that...
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Jokes Tagged: animals (947)friends (177) 
Q: What do you call women who hang out with hookers?

A: Support hoes.
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Jokes Tagged: men/women (1718)friends (177) 
If something is inherently funny, it's relatable after the fact. Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.
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One of my friends has a stutter, and a lot of people think that's a bad thing, but to me that's just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That's not an impediment, that's suspense.
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Jokes Tagged: friends (177)Demetri Martin (44) 
When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws, only catapults.
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Jokes Tagged: friends (177)Demetri Martin (44) 
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