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Bitten Tongue
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Jon bit his tongue, and it's too gross to show the audience.
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Posted: 01/24/2002
Views: 902
Empty Cheeze Whiz
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?
A: Cheeze Whuz.
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One-Legged People
Q: Where do one-legged people eat?
A: IHOP
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Intro - Al Roker With Signs
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Jon Stewart introduces the night's topics and shares that he is "not a big fan of the spicy food."
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Intro (528)
Posted: 07/20/2000
Views: 464
Moment of Zen - Hot Sauce
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Daily Show producer Gideon Evans tastes an extremely hot hot sauce.
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Posted: 10/03/2000
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Sh*t Taco
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Jon Stewart has lost his voice to a cold, so the entire show will be done in charades.
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Posted: 12/13/2004
Views: 1510
Digesting Lo Mein
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Stephen finishes the show and continues to eat his lo mein
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Posted: 01/14/2008
Views: 18413
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
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Jim Gaffigan
Delivery is a combination of my two favorite activities - eating and not moving.
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Posted: 04/01/2008
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Stephen's Brownies
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Stephen's brownies didn't turn out the way he wanted.
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Posted: 08/28/2008
Views: 27302
Thanksgiving Vacation
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Stephen dispenses some Thanksgiving cooking advice.
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Thanksgiving (52)
Posted: 11/17/2005
Views: 479
Sign Off - Nutz
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Stephen thanks the good people at Nutz soda.
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Posted: 04/03/2006
Views: 519
Sign Off - Thawing Meat
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Never thaw meat, poultry and fish products on the counter or in the sink without cold water.
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Posted: 01/10/2007
Views: 366
Alpha Dog of the Week - Uncle Ben
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After 61 years, Uncle Ben is now not only spokesman of his products but CEO of the company.
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Posted: 04/24/2007
Views: 772
Stephen Drinks Soup
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Stephen drinks soup through a pen.
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Posted: 11/17/2008
Views: 1771
Sign Off - Cigarettes
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What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
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Posted: 09/13/2006
Views: 1096
Sign Off - Strawberry
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Stephen rates the show based on his complex fruit-based rating system.
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Posted: 11/16/2006
Views: 11843
Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket!
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Jim Gaffigan
Warning: you just bought Hot Pockets!
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Jim Gaffigan (34)
Posted: 12/01/2007
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Up in Smoke
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There are some Memorial Day weekend dangers you might never have thought of if it weren't for Stephen thinking them up at you.
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Posted: 05/24/2007
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Scott LaRose: Heavy Chocolate
The Dove Bar's like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on a toothpick. If you're not careful when you take it out of the package, you'll snap your wrists.
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Mitch Hedberg: Instant Oatmeal
I get up in the morning, I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour, which makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal. I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.
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