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A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled agent must rebook a long line of inconvenienced travelers by herself. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushes to the front and demands to be on the next flight, first class.
The agent replies, "I'm...
The agent replies, "I'm...
A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump.
The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you...
The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you...
A man goes to his seat on an airplane and finds a parrot in the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes by, and when the man asks her for a coffee, the parrot squawks, "And get me a whiskey, you cow!"
The flustered...
The flustered...
We don't allow smoking in the lavatories, but we can make an exception for my pole.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I push my beverage cart by you again?
A young paratrooper went for his first jump from an airplane. Afterwards, he called his father to tell him the news.
"We got in the plane, and the sergeant opened the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked...
"We got in the plane, and the sergeant opened the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked...
There was a man getting on my flight, he only had one arm, just one... I'm watching him get on the plane, and all I could think was 'Please let me sit next to him.' And I did. Wrong side. Believe me when I tell you, he fought for the arm rest.
Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed--but if you leave your cream here, I'll make you cream later.
Wow, you have a lot of baggage. Do you need to unload on me?
- Colbert Platinum - Private Jets(4:57)
- Platinum members can now get servants' quarters on their private jets, a $175 hamburger, and Stephen's own iPod Nano postage stamp.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: money (865), food (804), flying (181), Colbert Platinum (22)
- Paul Provenza - In Case of an Emergency(1:57)
- Paul Provenza
- Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.
- Videos Tagged: flying (181), dark (83), Lounge Lizards (65), Paul Provenza (15)
- Intro - Plane in the Hudson(01:07)
- Everyone was rescued from a plane that went down a block away.
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- Videos Tagged: Intro (538), flying (181), Bethany McLean (3)
- Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort(1:28)
- Jake Johannsen
- Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
- Videos Tagged: Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221), flying (181), Jake Johannsen (38)
- Ron Lynch - Broken Intercom(1:32)
- Ron Lynch
- Flying is weird when the intercom doesn't work.
- Videos Tagged: kids (841), Two Drink Minimum (293), flying (181), Ron Lynch (3)
- This Just In - King Lear(1:35)
- A wise-cracking on-board robot and a bunch of rich guys set a world record in global circumnavigation.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: Los Angeles (240), This Just In (222), flying (181), world record (5)
- JFK Airport()
- Stephen give Jon up-to-date info about the JFK Airport story.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: Stephen Colbert (945), Daily/Colbert (229), flying (181)
