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A salesman''s car breaks down in the pouring rain outside a farmhouse.
The salesman bangs on the farmhouse door.
The next morning, the farmer''s daughter wakes up to find her father in bed with the salesman. She shoots them both and...
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Why was the mommy horse upset with her son the mule?
Because he came out half-assed.
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A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 minutes of running they spotted a barn and ran inside.
Once inside they each hid in a old sack against the barn wall. The farmer went into...
Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were driving through the country, when all of a sudden their car stalls. Samantha remembers seeing a farm a little ways back, so her and Janet walk to the farm, leaving Rebecca guarding the car.
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On a rainy night, three guys were driving through the countryside. Their car broke down, so they went to a nearby farm. The farmer said, "I only have one spare room but two of you can sleep in other places." So they went to the first place and...
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
A: Because he wanted mashed potatoes.
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer''s barn.
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the...
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the...
A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, "Let's hide in that barn, they'll never find us."
So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down....
A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a diner and ordered an orange juice and a steak. The waitress brough a pitcher of orange juice and the man's jaw dropped. The farmer said, "Pardon me, I ordered a glass of orange juice not a whole...
What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that...
Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles?
A: A Protractor
Two cups of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here." One cup of yogurt says, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
Egg-Laying
Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break
- Other News - Brown Acres(1:21)
- One of the worst drought of the century is destroying crops and reeking havoc on the lives of American farmers, except of course for those who farm dirt and tears.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: Other News (277), West Virginia (12), farmers (10), drought (3)
- This Just In - A Farewell to Farms(1:34)
- Farmers gather on Capital Hill in protest of a law that favors major corporations over family farms. They have some very witty chants and slogans.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: This Just In (222), protest (70), Neil Young (11), farmers (10)
A farmer buys a rooster to service his 200 hens. When he gets the rooster into the barnyard, he tells him, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Have fun, but take...
A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting by the gate.
The cowboy asks the rancher, "Mind if I talk to your dog over there?"
"Damn fool, don't you know dogs can't talk?"
The cowboy...
The cowboy asks the rancher, "Mind if I talk to your dog over there?"
"Damn fool, don't you know dogs can't talk?"
The cowboy...
A woman goes to an accountant to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions. What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
The accountant says, "No, no, no. That is much...
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions. What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
The accountant says, "No, no, no. That is much...
