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Three criminals are sentenced to exile in the desert and can only bring one personal item.
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when...
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when...
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education (98)
Jokes Tagged:
education (98)
Q: How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the light bulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him up.
A: Two. One to change the light bulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him up.
Jokes Tagged:
education (98)
- Aptitude Adjustment(2:48)
- The new SAT exam features new math, more reading and an essay on a given topic, which many teens are hoping will be "ride pimping."
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- Videos Tagged: education (245), Wall Street Journal (15)
- Moment of Zen - Enigmatic Haze(0:14)
- Two girls study for their SATs by listening to a vocabulary preparation CD.
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- Videos Tagged: Moment of Zen (1499), education (245)
- Sign Off - Lesson Forgotten(0:15)
- Stephen learns an important lesson about writing down important lessons.
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- Videos Tagged: sign off (365), education (245)
The thing is -- I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.
I can't stand when a person who's referring to an illiterate person, they say, 'Oh, he can't read or write.' Is there someone who can write but can't read? 'Raul can write like Shakespeare, but he can't read his own work.' Ah, the irocony.
Three fishermen catch a mermaid. If they agree to set her free, she will grant them each a wish.
The first guy says, "OK, I want you to double my I.Q." Immediately, the guy recites Shakespeare flawlessly.
The second guy asks the...
The first guy says, "OK, I want you to double my I.Q." Immediately, the guy recites Shakespeare flawlessly.
The second guy asks the...
- Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College()
- It isn't hard to finish college in only three years -- you just say, "I'm finished," and you leave.
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- Videos Tagged: education (245), college (164), Target One-Liners (10), Tommy Johnagin (10)
- Stay in School(0:46)
- Gene Simmons' tongue is bigger and drier than Jon Stewart's body.
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- Videos Tagged: education (245), college (164), Gene Simmons (2)
- You're Watching Me(1:15)
- Jon Stewart just wants all the kids to remember that he did poorly in school, but you're all watching him right now.
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- Videos Tagged: education (245), college (164), college students (3)
- Dave Levin(05:11)
- KIPP schools co-founder Dave Levin says over 80% of the kids he started with are now enrolled in college.
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- Videos Tagged: interview (2828), school (258), education (245), Dave Levin (1)
- This Just In - Low Seaman Count(1:17)
- Facing a shortage of guys who like to dress badly, the U.S. Navy lowers its educational standards to get more recruits.
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- Videos Tagged: education (245), This Just In (222), U.S. Navy (8), sailors (2)
- Headlines - Boys in the Banned(1:57)
- The Orange, California School Board bans an extracurricular gay and lesbian support group at El Modena High School.
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- Videos Tagged: Headlines (1078), gay/homosexual (633), education (245), California (180)
- Diane Ravitch(7:39)
- Diane Ravitch makes Jon's brain hurt with all the nonsensical standards in practice in the modern American education.
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- Videos Tagged: interview (2828), education (245), Diane Ravitch (1)
- This Just In - Blackboard Jungle(1:00)
- New York wrongly flunked thousands of grade school students, which may spur unusually bitter 'How I Spent My Summer' compositions.
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- Videos Tagged: New York City (602), school (258), education (245), This Just In (222)
- Bush Q and A(3:26)
- George W. Bush is one man, alone on the podium. What will he do?
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- Videos Tagged: George W. Bush (2037), education (245), student loans (2), Kansas State University (1)
