He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and...
"Yes!" he says looking and sounding...
Dear __________________________,
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of...
Run one lap around the office at top speed
Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player'must be in the bathroom at the time)
Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning'...
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million...
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10...
1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different...
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and...
Both men score nine out of 10 on the test; however, the manager decides to go with the...
A: Fuck if I know
10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.
Clem: ''That's awful. What happened?''
Lem: ''Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it.''
Clem:...
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
She didn't even say...
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy smiles and leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the...
He walked up to the brothel, knocked on the door and asked what...
