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Did you feel the shifting of tectonic plates a moment ago, or was that just me?
Your eyes are a deep shade of a recessive genetic trait. I like that.
How'd you like to earn your own "George Washington Slept Here" sign?
Want to know why they call me one of the nation's "Fondling Fathers?"
How about we go back to my place for bamboo and hot panda love? What's the matter, you don't like bamboo?
(Winking) What's black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
You don't get to be the face of the World Wildlife Fund without knowing a few tricks, know what I'm saying?
That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage light.
You just dove from the stage of my dreams into the mosh pit of my so-called life.
I'm looking for a cave to rest my dragon in.
I'm searching for the Holy Grail. Can I check your pantaloons?
I'll bet you have a place where I can sheathe my sword.
No, don't worry, that's not infected. It's supposed to be red.
My first trick as a wizard is to make your clothes disappear.
