A satellite dish.
A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.
A: "Six-finger discount!"
"Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them.
"Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box."
The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."
The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll...
A: Carry-Oakies
And they say, "Go ahead!"