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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a...

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You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.
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What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Hey! Watch this...
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Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?

A: Carry-Oakies

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You know you're a redneck when you have an assigned day to wear the family tooth.
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How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

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Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A: A full set of teeth.
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Q: Who has the right of way any time?

A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't kill people, I do."
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Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room?

A: A full set of teeth
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Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."

The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll...

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One day, on a trip to the Grand Canyon, three rednecks met a genie in the usual rubbing-the-lamp fashion.

The genie told the three rednecks that she could turn them into whatever they desired. She said that they had to pick what they wanted...

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You know you're a redneck when the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart.
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What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

'Hey sis, you awake?'
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What are a typical redneck's three last words?

"Hey, watch this! "
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If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?
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Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?

A: "Six-finger discount!"

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You know you're a redneck when people say you lie through your tooth!
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You can tell when you're a Redneck when you walk with your son to school because you're in the same grade.
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