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What's the state flower of West Virginia?

A satellite dish.

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1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
2) Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
3) You go to your family reunion to pick up women.
4) Your richest...
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Q: What is a double-wide salad?

A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.

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How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
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A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.
"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama'...
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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky!
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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.
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What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”
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What are a typical redneck's three last words?

"Hey, watch this! "
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If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?
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Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?

A: "Six-finger discount!"

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How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?

None. Thats what rednecks are for.
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Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle.

"Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them.

"Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box."

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Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."

The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll...

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Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?

A: Carry-Oakies

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What did the redneck do with his his first fifty-cent piece?

He married her.
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You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink."

And they say, "Go ahead!"

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What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

'Hey sis, you awake?'
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If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.
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Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A: A full set of teeth.
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