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Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians?

A: Because everytime the photographer yells “Cheese!” they all line up!'
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You might be a redneck if you drive a rusted out pickup, with a chrome balespike.
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A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.
"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama'...
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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky!
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All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here:
1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know.

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You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink."

And they say, "Go ahead!"

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If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.
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What's the state flower of West Virginia?

A satellite dish.

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1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
2) Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
3) You go to your family reunion to pick up women.
4) Your richest...
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How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?

If she can run faster that her brothers.
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1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before...
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How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
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Last name: ________________

First name (check appropriate box):

[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a...

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How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

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Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A: A full set of teeth.
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Q: Who has the right of way any time?

A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't kill people, I do."
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Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."

The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll...

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What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

'Hey sis, you awake?'
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What are a typical redneck's three last words?

"Hey, watch this! "
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