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A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and...
"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and...
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A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus.
An hour later,...
An hour later,...
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Q: If your donkey bites my rooster's feet off, what do we have?
A: Two feet of my cock in your ass.
A: Two feet of my cock in your ass.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
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A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?
It was daytime
It was daytime
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Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?
A: An animal that can milk itself.
A: An animal that can milk itself.
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Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise,...
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A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale. He asks the clerk what the parrot's name is and the clerk tells him it's Chet. He also tells the man that this is one amazing parrot. If you put a match...
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A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.
"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples."
"But this is a pine tree!"
"I know. I brought my own apples."
"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples."
"But this is a pine tree!"
"I know. I brought my own apples."
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Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?
A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.
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