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Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't seem to matter.
Bull Terrier x Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.
Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Kerry Blue...
Bull Terrier x Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.
Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Kerry Blue...
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God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years." The mule answered, "To live like this...
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Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise,...
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A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale. He asks the clerk what the parrot's name is and the clerk tells him it's Chet. He also tells the man that this is one amazing parrot. If you put a match...
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A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and...
"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and...
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Three mice sit in a bar. The first one brags, "I am one bad ass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of all of them."
The second one brags, "Well, I'm a bad ass mouse too. In my hood, I mix rat poison with...
The second one brags, "Well, I'm a bad ass mouse too. In my hood, I mix rat poison with...
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Q: What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?
A: A dog that will chew your arm off and then run for help.
A: A dog that will chew your arm off and then run for help.
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I hope I'm not poisonous, says the first snake.
"Why?" asks the second snake.
"Because I just bit my lip."
"Why?" asks the second snake.
"Because I just bit my lip."
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Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?
A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.
Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?
A: It stepped on the ant and then said, "DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT."
A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.
Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?
A: It stepped on the ant and then said, "DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT."
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Q: If your donkey bites my rooster's feet off, what do we have?
A: Two feet of my cock in your ass.
A: Two feet of my cock in your ass.
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A magician on a cruise ship was performing one night when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, "It's in his sleeve!"
The magician chased the bird away.
The next night, the magician was performing another trick when the parrot walked...
The magician chased the bird away.
The next night, the magician was performing another trick when the parrot walked...
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Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?
A: A receding hare line.
A: A receding hare line.
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