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Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't seem to matter.
Bull Terrier x Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.
Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Kerry Blue...
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God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.  You will eat grass and lack intelligence.  You will live for 50 years."

The mule answered, "To live like this...
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Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise,...
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A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale. He asks the clerk what the parrot's name is and the clerk tells him it's Chet. He also tells the man that this is one amazing parrot. If you put a match...
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A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat and a gun. He hands the man the gun.

"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and...
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A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus.

An hour later,...
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A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed a blind man and his seeing-eye dog waiting to cross.

To his horror, he watched as the seeing-eye dog bolted across the street, dragging the blind man behind...
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Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.
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Q: What kind of pillar can't hold up a building?

A: A caterpillar.
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Q: How do you catch a polar bear?

A: You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

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What do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?

A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.

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Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

A: He got pissed off.

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Why did the raccoon cross the road?

He didn't, he got hit by a car.

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Why did the dog cross the road?

He saw some dog food.

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Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?

A: Right where you left him.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?

A: A cock that stays up all night.
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, if they're small enough.
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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh--MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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