They blame everything on El Nino. When I can't get it up, I go, 'Baby, it's El Nino. It ain't me, baby. I'm a man -- it's El Nino, see? -- it's a warm front in the ocean, that's why this ain't working.'
She said something really brilliant -- she said it takes the Village People to raise a child. You know, that's deep, ain't that? 'Cause I'm educating myself, you know. You got to check yourself before you wreck yourself. She said it takes a...
These pro-lifers say, 'Life starts in the male scrotum after two Budweisers.' If that's the case, then I killed more people in my room last night than Stalin in his whole career.