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- With a trio of films on the way, two in production and a hit television series, Tracy Morgan has been an extremely busy man as of late. He is filming the Screen Gems comedy "Read on
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- Tracy Morgan - Babies Got It Good(1:18)
- Tracy Morgan
- Babies got it good -- they don't even have to wipe themselves.
- Videos Tagged: kids (841), Star Trek (41), Tracy Morgan (18), Comic Groove (3)
- Intro - Susie Essman Switches With Tracy Morgan(00:53)
- Susie Essman and Tracy Morgan switched guest appearance dates after things got a little screwy.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: Intro (538), alcohol (496), Tracy Morgan (18), Susie Essman (3)
I used to deal with this chick that had them implants. Every time I was with her, I felt like I was at a Tupperware party.
After old dudes fight, there's always change all over the floor.
White people gotta bungee jump and ski and all that stuff. We face living in the 'hood all the time. We don't have to search for any adventure and seek adventure and stuff. I'm black -- just me trying to pay my bills is an adventure.
I got off the plane -- I was like, 'Where are the black?' Me, my wife and my three kids, we made up like 85% of the black population out there.
Remember when Whitney got caught with that marijuana? That was a ploy because Bobby was bringing two keys at the other gate!
Then you come on yourself, right, and wipe it off with a dirty sock. Now, you got crumbs and cat hairs stuck to your stomach, but you don't stop, you just take a time-out by the window and smoke a cigarette, naked.
Put that tape in -- you know how men think -- we get ass-naked, like there's really a female in the bed with us. Get everything right, get everything right -- make sure everything is right: fix the remote control, the color, the tracker; do, like,...
Make love -- I don't care about you fake it, make some noise. That's why we watch porno 'cause those women are theatrical. If you want me to hurry up and get off you, then encourage me!
My ego's bruised. The boss then kicked me around for nine hours. I come home. You don't want to bother with me no more? I come to bed. You're wearing dungarees shorts with a long pullover shirt? When I met you, it wasn't like that. You used to walk around the thongs and stuff on.
This dude's package is so big, he carries it. He pulls it in a wheel barrel. When he travels, he puts it up in an overhead compartment. 'Sir, sir, you're gonna have to check that.' Veins and everything.
Roots' was the bomb, remember? Chicken George was the bomb. Remember, at the end, when they was leaving, and they strung that white dude up on a tree, and Chicken George made it clear? He said, 'If you ever mess with me or my family, I'll kill...
When the sisters fight, you know who won the fight because there'll be extensions all over the floor.
You don't believe it, look at Star Trek. Kirk had that uniform on with them little boots, went down to the planet and laid everybody.
I was watching Maury Povich the other day. They had the episode, 'Is it Male or Female?' And I'm sitting there with an erection, 'Oh, all of them are good.'
- Tracy Morgan - Titties(1:14)
- Tracy Morgan
- Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
- Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), health (976), Tracy Morgan (18), One Mic (13)
- Daily/Colbert - Stephen Pretends to Watch the Show(00:52)
- Stephen compliments Jon on his funny interview with Tracy Morgan.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: Stephen Colbert (945), The Colbert Report (286), Daily/Colbert (229), Tracy Morgan (18), Susie Essman (3)
I was young, I was dumb -- she loved me, man. I knew she loved me because she cooked me beef and broccoli and Rice-A-Roni. That was the San Francisco treat, you know what I'm saying? Right there in Brooklyn, I had it.
What you mean 'fantasy'? You've been fantasizing and stuff? What you be fantasizing about? I already got a job!
