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- Tommy Johnagin started stand-up at the age of eighteen, dropping out of college at twenty-one to become a full time comedian. Tommy vows he will one day make enough money to pay his parents back for the six semesters of college he wasted. ...Read on
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It's supposed to be an honor to be a pallbearer. I've never been carrying a casket, thinking, 'This is an honor.' I'm thinking, 'This is heavy. Are you guys even lifting back there? It's like dead weight on my end.'
- Dan Cummins(0:46)
- Dan Cummins
- I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint... No, I don't have a comedy feud.
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- Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College()
- It isn't hard to finish college in only three years -- you just say, "I'm finished," and you leave.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: education (245), college (164), Target One-Liners (10), Tommy Johnagin (10)
- Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins(1:12)
- Tommy Johnagin
- Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
- Videos Tagged: food (804), work/office (398), Live at Gotham (332), Tommy Johnagin (10)
- Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer(1:46)
- Tommy Johnagin
- Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
- Videos Tagged: family (667), Live at Gotham (332), death (318), Tommy Johnagin (10)
- Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College(0:53)
- Tommy Johnagin
- People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
- Videos Tagged: Live at Gotham (332), school (258), college (164), Tommy Johnagin (10)
- Tommy Johnagin - Babies(2:32)
- Tommy Johnagin
- You're gonna hand Tommy a baby, no questions asked? You're a bad mom already.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841), pregnancy (57), Tommy Johnagin (10)
- Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra(2:46)
- Tommy Johnagin
- Tommy bought a Kama Sutra book to use as a catalog.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283), Tommy Johnagin (10)
- Tommy Johnagin - Interview - Other Comics(2:39)
- Tommy Johnagin
- In this exclusive interview, Tommy predicts that Chris Rock's gonna make it.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), Brian Regan (51), Chris Rock (12), Tommy Johnagin (10)
My friends'll ask me if I get a lot of girls because of comedy. That insinuates I get so many girls, I've gotta categorize them. Like, I got these girls because of comedy, I got these girls because I'm rich, and I got these girls because I look like Harry Potter.
The hardest thing to do at a community college is cheat on a test because the only people you can cheat off of also go to a community college.
- Tommy Johnagin - Marriage(2:29)
- Tommy Johnagin
- Hopefully Tommy will have a successful marriage, which means one of them gets to watch the other one die.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581), pregnancy (57), Illinois (34), Tommy Johnagin (10)
- Tommy Johnagin - Pregnancy(1:43)
- Tommy Johnagin
- For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
- Videos Tagged: sex (1283), kids (841), dating (656), drugs (639), Live at Gotham (332), Tommy Johnagin (10)
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