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- Interview with SpongeBob's Tom Kenny(2:57)
- Tom Kenny
- Tom Kenny talks about his origins in stand-up comedy and his experiences voicing SpongeBob SquarePants for the past ten years.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: Tom Kenny (7), SpongeBob Squarepants (1)
Q. Whaddya call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from the blood bank?
A. A cab!
A. A cab!
Q. What did SpongeBob's mother say to him when he failed his driving test again?
A. Soak it up
A. Soak it up
Q. Why did SpongeBob hold the piece of paper over his behind?
A. He wanted to make sure he covered his butt.
A. He wanted to make sure he covered his butt.
Q. What did Plankton say when his cousin said he was coming to visit?
A. I'll keep an eye out for ya!
A. I'll keep an eye out for ya!
I've got a parakeet. I've had him for, like, three years; I should know him. He always gets weird before a quake. Like, before this last one, he was in the car with the motor running.
I have met the most annoying person on Earth -- it's the guy who sat next to me during all three Star Wars movies and said in my ear, 'That's new!'
Well, I saw that it happened again -- another postal worker went crazy with a gun. I think if the postal service had any balls, they would issue a series of stamps commemorating all the people who have been killed by mailmen.
I see the pope driving around on the news in that car. I always expect to see lottery balls blowing around inside there with him.
I moved into a new apartment on the day that the looting and the rioting began. Perfect timing -- I'm carrying furniture through the street, so was everyone else.
For years, 'Star Trek' fans have been going, 'Don't make fun of us, we're just like normal people.' No, you're not! You're freaks! It's that show -- there's never been a mass suicide by fans of 'That Girl' or 'Green Acres.'
The best part of the Miss Teen USA Pageant was the interview question, the verbal essay question. That was great because the question was, 'If you could interview any historic American, who would it be and why?' Talk about a deer in headlights,...
