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- Solidly ensconced in the 30-40 demographic, comedian Todd Glass may now be considered ineligible to be labeled a wunderkind -- but he certainly was one, having launched his career in comedy at age 16. Since that precocious start, the...Read on
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Did you ever argue in a relationship so much, that's how you remember where you were -- 'Didn't we argue here once?'
- Todd Glass - Bouncing College Kids()
- If you want to teach a college kid a lesson, you have to do something memorable.
- Videos Tagged: alcohol (496), college (164), Todd Glass (16), Target One-Liners (10)
Some lady told me the other day that I look like John Goodman. She goes, 'You look like John Goodman.' Then she goes, 'A thin John Goodman.' Like that's gonna make me feel better. I should have said, 'You look like a pig. No, a thin pig.'
Oh my God, how cute is puppy breath? If I could meet a girl with puppy breath, I'd marry her. Twelve tits wouldn't be bad, either.
Did you ever walk by the people in first class? Don't they have an attitude? 'Sorry, I didn't mean to look at you. I'm just a piece of sh*t heading into the poor area.'
They look at you like, 'We get on the plane first, and we get our drinks first.' You hit the mountain first, too, OK?
Now when you check into a hotel, they ask you if you want a non-smoking room. If you don't smoke, doesn't it automatically become a non-smoking room?
- Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket Revenge(4:04)
- Jim Gaffigan
- Jim meets a really big fan of his "Hot Pockets" bit.
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- Jim Gaffigan - Life on the Edge(2:14)
- Jim Gaffigan
- Jim thinks of the most edgy thing there is -- and then he just attacks it.
- Videos Tagged: Jim Gaffigan (34), Jimmy Dore (17), Todd Glass (16), King Baby (14), Sarah Silverman (2)
- Todd Glass - Thin Pig Exclusive(3:49)
- Todd Glass
- Todd Glass descends upon his marketing company to find out how they're going to sell his new CD.
- Videos Tagged: kids (841), parents (525), advertising (289), Todd Glass (16), Thin Pig (1)
- Preview - Web Redemption - Home Shopping Fail(01:45)
- Tosh.0 paid Harold McCoo three easy payments of $206, plus shipping and handling, to come to Hollywood.
- On comedycentral.com
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- Lemonade Boarding(01:04)
- Daniel Tosh lemonade boards comedian Todd Glass to see how long he can take it.
- On comedycentral.com
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- Todd Glass - What Else I Do(3:27)
- Todd Glass
- Todd Glass runs down a list of pranks he likes to pull.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791), weight/obesity (302), laws (172), potty humor (124), Todd Glass (16), John Goodman (2)
- Todd Glass - High in the Mall(2:26)
- Todd Glass
- Looking at a guy who just bought a tree looks a lot different when you're high.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639), impressions (304), audience interaction (303), shopping (197), Todd Glass (16)
- Todd Glass - Bouncer Spanking(1:55)
- Todd Glass
- If you want to teach a rowdy college kid a lesson, you give him a spanking.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727), alcohol (496), audience interaction (303), physical humor (203), college (164), Todd Glass (16)
- Todd Glass - Imitating Someone Else(1:39)
- Todd Glass
- Imitating someone else makes you look just as crazy as they did to you.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841), imitations (772), family (667), storyteller (263), Todd Glass (16)
- Todd Glass - Rationalizing with Kids(2:03)
- Todd Glass
- People don't catch the part just before parents start screaming at their kids.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841), family (667), dating (656), parents (525), Todd Glass (16)
My dad used to always threaten to turn the car around... 'We're halfway to Florida. Go ahead, I dare you.'
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- Todd Glass - Bits I'm Kissing Goodbye(2:12)
- Todd Glass
- Todd Glass says goodbye to his old jokes.
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- Todd Glass - Smoking Face(2:46)
- Todd Glass
- Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841), animals (791), family (667), parents (525), impressions (304), physical humor (203), smoking (126), potty humor (124), Todd Glass (16)
