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My friend subscribes to a magazine for runners. It sort of seems like one issue could cover everything.
I have an indoor cat... She's never been outside. I don't even think she knows there's such a thing as the outdoors. I think she thinks that when I leave for the day, I'm just standing on the other side of the door for 12 hours, and I just come back inside.
My mother's sober now -- or at least that's what I think she was saying.
I notice more and more women are getting fake boobs. Meanwhile, I still haven't even gotten real ones yet. I mean, I have boobs -- they're just concave. So much so, they even kind of stick out of my back a little.
When I did drop out, a teacher of mine -- I remember her telling me that a friend of hers dropped out and ended up a stripper on drugs, kind of insinuating the same thing was probably gonna happen to me. I don't know -- my lack of interest in...
I went on a hard core drinking and smoking binge, and it lasted right about nine months. And then, as soon as I was born, I was like, 'Whew! Do not go in there.'
I was one of those kids that finished school early by dropping out.
I think she thinks that I'm just, like, a neighbor storing her sh*t at her place.
I'm coming up with all these TV show ideas. I have one that's a reality show. You know, with all the reality TV craze, I figured I'd come up with one. Let me know what you think. It's called 'Incest Survivor: Appalachia.' Keep an eye out for it. I...
I was at a party, and this guy was hitting on me, and he's hitting on me with the most boring questions. One of them was, 'If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?' And I was like, 'Anywhere?' He was like, 'Anywhere.' I was like,...
It's just so hard for me to accept the fact that Mattel would OK the name of this product to help teach tolerance and open minds. Like, maybe some more dolls are gonna come out, like Black Byron, Chinese Charlie, Faggy Frank, Big 'Ol Dykey...
She told me she just got her daughter Barbie's friend, Wheelchair Becky. It's a real doll. She got it for her 'cause she wanted to show her that people in wheelchairs are just like everybody else. And if that's the lesson to be learned, then why...
- Tig - Running Magazines(1:36)
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- Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
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- Tig - Nine Months(1:53)
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- Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.
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One of the things in there is this toaster that toasts hot dogs and hot dog buns, specifically. It just seems like the kind of person that's eating that many hot dogs in their diet probably ain't gonna have that kind of cash to kick down. They're not even on that flight.
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- Tig - Up Your Ass(3:57)
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- If something is stuck up your ass, you want to involve as few people as possible.
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- Tig - Concave(2:05)
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- Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.
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- Tig - Drop Out(2:44)
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- If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
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- Tig - Indoor Cat(4:08)
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- Tig's cat has never been outside.
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- Tig - Wheelchair Becky(3:59)
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- Barbie is a snob.
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