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It's weird when you're a mix. People just want to play detective with your face. Nine times out of 10, they're polite: 'Where are you from?' I'm like, 'Pittsburgh.' They're like, 'Pittsburgh, right. Seriously though, where are you from?'...
I love sleep. I love sleep so much, sleep is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
I don't have candles in my home. I'm not a homosexual.
Women love boots with heels. That looks great the first hour or two of the night. Then the rest of the night, that's all you hear about. 'Oh my God, my feet hurt so bad. Oh my God, seriously, please -- it's unbelievable.' Any bar or club at two or...
Women's feet, for the most part, are pretty jacked: rough skin, bunions, corns, jagged nails. Why? You wear cramped heels. We don't wear them. We figured it out -- catch up.
I love New York City. This is a great city. You get to see a lot in this city. I have to ask you a question -- have you ever seen somebody so gay, you're actually worried for his own safety?
My ultimate fantasy of all my fantasies -- nothing sexual -- I want to catch a squirrel. I want to catch a squirrel so bad it hurts my heart. The kind of pain where I want to sit down on a rainy Sunday afternoon with John Mayer and just write a song about it.
You hear women having sex because girls are the screamers. When a girl is a screamer, she's either positive or negative. So you hear, 'Yes, yes, yes,' with the complete opposite, 'No, no, no.' Just once I want to hear a girl right in the middle, like, 'Maybe, maybe, perhaps.'
- Steve Byrne - Flat Tire(2:29)
- Steve Byrne
- You can't drive off a flat tire.
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- Steve Byrne - Hearing Sex(1:29)
- Steve Byrne
- It's uncomfortable when you hear people having sex.
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- Steve Byrne - Fantasies(3:36)
- Steve Byrne
- Steve has a few fantasies.
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- Steve Byrne - Doggy Style(1:45)
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- No girl makes it past 10 minutes of doing it doggy style.
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- Steve Byrne - Caucasian & Asian(3:13)
- Steve Byrne
- Steve Byrne is Korean and Irish.
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- Steve Byrne - Sleeping(3:42)
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- Steve doesn't like renting movies or sleeping with a girl.
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- Steve Byrne - Politics(1:49)
- Steve Byrne
- Steve has a way of not talking politics with people.
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- Steve Byrne - Psycho(2:52)
- Steve Byrne
- Getting hacked to death by a tranny is an awful way to die.
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- Steve Byrne - Lying Down(2:24)
- Steve Byrne
- If you're a guy, you can't talk to your buddy while he's lying down.
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