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  • Posted: 12/09/2004
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If somebody asks you what you do, and you go, 'You know the inside of the pen, they got these springs? I put the springs on the inside of the pen. That's what I do.'... Like, 'Without me, the pens wouldn't go click.' That ain't no good job, man.
insults
work/office
And let me tell you something -- if you go to the emergency room and you've got a knife still stuck in your head, you go to the front of the line. You're next. 'Excuse me. I ain't got time to fill out no forms.'
health
violence
I had a cousin who was on medication, and we knew if he missed a dosage because he'd walk in the living room, buck naked with his scrotum in aluminum foil, talking about, 'Who wants roasted nuts?'
family
mental health
  • Posted: 12/09/2004
  • Views: 712
There ain't no way in hell you're putting my son on Ritalin -- but I'll take some. How much for five dollars? Let me get a small bag.
health
kids
parenting