Pete Lee is a total momma's boy. He is about as tough as fire on a floating candle. If Pete were your best friend, you would never stop making fun of him for being a total sally. Pete mixes cutting punchlines with an underdog perspective to...Read on
I was reading this article the other day, and it said, 'The perfect way to spice up your love life is to make love in a car wash.' Let me tell you guys from experience -- no, it is not. It's also the perfect way to ruin a church fundraiser.
The only thing I love more than the sport of baseball is absolutely pissing off all my buddies when I'm watching it with them. I was watching the game last week, I was like, 'Oh my God, dudes, the catcher is totally flirting with the pitcher.'
I have a girlfriend. The only thing I don't like about her is that she's super materialistic... So we go out on this date the other night. The first thing she says to me -- no kiss 'hello,' no nothing -- she just goes, 'Well, I wanna see how much...