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- Patrice O'Neal
- Patrice got his first real taste of stand-up at a place called Estelle's in Boston. He was heckling a comic, and the comic suggested maybe Patrice thought he could do better. Patrice did and the following week he went on stage at Estelle's and...Read on
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- Sue Murphy - Moving(1:30)
- Sue Murphy
- There is nothing worse than moving.
- Videos Tagged: Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61), Patrice O'Neal (35), Sue Murphy (17)
We refer to our sports champions as 'World Champs,' and we don't play nobody else in the whole world.
I'm so arrogant, when I travel to other people's countries, I refer to them in their own country as 'foreigner.' I act like they visiting me.
See, I've gotta lose weight now to stay alive, and that's not enough motivation for me.
Oh my God -- he's a thousand pounds! What happened?' He ate.
- Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart(1:42)
- Patrice O'Neal
- White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003), ethnic (814), stereotypes (431), Patrice O'Neal (35)
- Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories(1:38)
- Dwayne Kennedy
- When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
- Videos Tagged: religion (776), alcohol (496), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61), Bible (46), Patrice O'Neal (35), Dwayne Kennedy (14)
- Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas(1:53)
- Paul Nardizzi
- Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
- Videos Tagged: health (976), death (318), storyteller (263), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61), Patrice O'Neal (35), Paul Nardizzi (3)
- Warren Hutcherson - Church(1:13)
- Warren Hutcherson
- There are a lot of nice girls at church.
- Videos Tagged: religion (776), family (667), dating (656), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61), Patrice O'Neal (35), Warren Hutcherson (1)
- Lewis Black - Candy Corn(2:07)
- Lewis Black
- Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
- Videos Tagged: food (804), growing up (453), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Halloween (96), Nick DiPaolo (61), The Bush Years (36), Patrice O'Neal (35)
- Patrice O'Neal - Cher and Michael Jackson(0:40)
- Patrice O'Neal
- Cher is being too hard on Michael Jackson.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), impressions (304), pop culture (293), Michael Jackson (122), Patrice O'Neal (35), Cher (17)
- Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper(2:01)
- Patrice O'Neal
- You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814), media (651), stereotypes (431), crime (415), Patrice O'Neal (35)
- Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific(2:02)
- Patrice O'Neal
- Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814), stereotypes (431), Middle East (211), racism (195), Patrice O'Neal (35)
- Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail(2:06)
- Patrice O'Neal
- Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003), ethnic (814), stereotypes (431), crime (415), shopping (197), Patrice O'Neal (35)
- Patrice O'Neal - Killing Food(2:25)
- Patrice O'Neal
- Patrice O'Neal could kill a fish because it doesn't have eyebrows.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804), animals (791), crime (415), homeless (81), Patrice O'Neal (35)
- Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies(2:20)
- Patrice O'Neal
- Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439), 9/11 (290), Canada (202), Patrice O'Neal (35), the Midwest (20)
- Patrice O'Neal - Fist-Fight(1:59)
- Patrice O'Neal
- Patrice O'Neal once got into a fight with an old Chinese lady who called him a fat snitch.
- Videos Tagged: money (865), Premium Blend (750), violence (304), storyteller (263), self-deprecating (211), Patrice O'Neal (35)
- Patrice O'Neal - Thousand-Pound Man(1:54)
- Patrice O'Neal
- How did a man get to be a thousand pounds? He ate.
- Videos Tagged: health (976), Premium Blend (750), weight/obesity (302), storyteller (263), self-deprecating (211), Patrice O'Neal (35)
- Denis Leary - Flying Nightmare(2:54)
- Denis Leary
- Shut up and fly the plane.
- Videos Tagged: TV (543), travel (310), weight/obesity (302), flying (181), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), porn (110), Nick DiPaolo (61), Patrice O'Neal (35), Denis Leary (21)
- Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie(1:55)
- Adam Ferrara
- Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
- Videos Tagged: ethnic (814), food (804), religion (776), imitations (772), stereotypes (431), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61), Patrice O'Neal (35), Italian (32), Adam Ferrara (26)
