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- Rich Hall, the grouchy, deadpan comic quit his job as a hurricane namer for the US Meteorological Service eighteen years ago and hasn't looked back. He has appeared on and written for Saturday Night Live and Letterman (for which he won an Emmy)....Read on
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How come you can play guitar and harmonica at the same time, like, you know, Bob Dylan or Neil Young? You're a genius. Make that extra effort to strap some cymbals to your knees, and people will cross the street to get the hell away from you.
What a sexy, sexy, sexy theater, people. We are not used to playing the kind of venues that don't have a drain in the middle of the floor.
What I'm saying is we were poor, people. I mean, blues singers would show up at our house when they had writer's block -- that's how poor we were.
Hoboken -- lovely town, often called 'the Tennessee of New Jersey,' I believe.
That's the thing about New York: even the crazy people -- the loonies, the nutters out on the street -- half of them have watches. Even if you're nuts in New York City, you still got a time schedule you have to stay to: 'Uh, let's see -- 4:30? Conduct pigeon orchestra.'
- Otis Lee Crenshaw - Like a Woman(3:23)
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- Otis takes women and music more seriously than his band mates do.
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Real country music is lying on the floor with that bottle of Jack Daniel's by your side 'cause a woman's gone and walked across your heart like a Samoan man in golf shoes.
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- Otis Lee Crenshaw - Package Boy(3:45)
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- Love is the greatest package.
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- Otis Lee Crenshaw - He Almost Looks Like You(3:21)
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- Otis puts the romance back in prison sex.
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- Otis Lee Crenshaw - Love and Money(4:08)
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- When the Salvation Army comes to your house and surrenders, you're poor.
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- Otis Lee Crenshaw - New York City(1:42)
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- In New York, crazy people schedule when they're going to urinate in public.
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- Otis Lee Crenshaw - Bag Lady(2:30)
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- Bag ladies can be very sexy.
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