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- Perhaps best known for his offbeat delivery of "the fake news" on "Saturday Night Live" for five seasons, Norm MacDonald is a major comedic presence. Aside from his notable characterizations of Bob Dole and Burt Reynolds, MacDonald proved that...Read on
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You ever have a dream, and then you wake up right in the good part of the dream, and you're back in your stinking life again? You fall asleep; you try to re-dream it. Man, that never works. Always end up with some weird mutation of your original...
You ever lie for no reason at all? Just all of sudden, a big lie spills out of your evil head. Like a guy will come up to you, 'Hey, did you ever see that movie with Meryl Streep and a horse?' And you go, 'Yes.' In the back of your head, you're...
- Faith Ford(4:53)
- Faith Ford discusses the difference between working with Norm MacDonald and Candice Bergen.
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- Norm MacDonald - Lies(0:51)
- Norm MacDonald
- Trying not to lie is tough.
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- Norm MacDonald - Dream Mutations(0:44)
- Norm MacDonald
- Re-dreaming never works.
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I just got back from New York. You ever been there? There was a big gay parade going on there when I was there, and I never been to one of them, and I like a parade. I always like a parade. So, I go there, and it turns out, it's just a bunch of gay guys.
I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
I saw this one -- it was for cat food -- at the end of it, it says, 'All natural food for your cat.' All natural food? But cat food's made out of horse meat. Yeah, that's the way it works in nature: the cat, right above the horse in the food chain.
You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
All kinds of violence on the TV. You're not supposed to watch violence on the TV. Children, they can't watch it 'cause they're afraid maybe the kids will copy something they see on the TV. I can't even get a funny cartoon anymore because some...
I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.
There are only two categories in cliff diving. There's 'Grand Champion' and 'Stuff on a Rock.'
- Norm McDonald(5:23)
- Norm McDonald and Jon talk about retiring in Las Vegas -- just like Celine Dion.
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- Norm MacDonald - Pit Bulls(2:16)
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- It's hard to get a dog to fetch your slippers when it knows it could kill you.
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- Norm MacDonald - Cliff Diving(1:23)
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- You're a great cliff diver if you survive.
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- Norm Macdonald(4:46)
- Norm MacDonald
- Norm Macdonald explains how comedian Bruce Baum got in the way while he was masturbating to a porn movie in a Canadian hotel.
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- Jim Breuer - The Goat Guy(1:53)
- Jim Breuer
- The only thing anyone knows about Jim Breuer is his goat imitation.
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- Norm MacDonald - Gay Parade(2:37)
- Norm MacDonald
- Turns out, the Gay Pride parade is just a bunch of gay guys.
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- Norm MacDonald - Fight Your Dog(2:40)
- Norm MacDonald
- You don't want a dog that could kill you in a fight.
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