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- Nick DiPaolo - Marcia, Marcia, Marcia(0:23)
- Nick DiPaolo shares the impact Maureen McCormick had on him as Marcia Brady.
- On comedycentral.com
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I knew I had bought the wrong sun block when the bottle had a picture of a black guy putting two white guys out with a fire extinguisher.
I saw a sign today on the side of a bus that I thought was a little insensitive. It said, 'Help cure muscular dystrophy by joining our walk-a-thon.' What the hell's the message here? 'You can't do it; we'll do it for you'? You know? Yeah, let's wipe out anorexia with a bake sale.
- Sue Murphy - Moving(1:30)
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- There is nothing worse than moving.
- Videos Tagged: Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61), Patrice O'Neal (35), Sue Murphy (17)
- Nick DiPaolo - Marriage(2:26)
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- Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003), marriage (581), Nick DiPaolo (61)
- Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones(1:23)
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- Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
- Videos Tagged: health (976), technology (348), Nick DiPaolo (61), Tough Crowd Stands Up (23)
- Red Carpet - Larry the Cable Guy Interview(4:12)
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- Larry the Cable Guy and his wife talk to Josh Wolf about which comedians Larry fears most.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: Nick DiPaolo (61), Lisa Lampanelli (36), Larry the Cable Guy (35), Reno Collier (13)
- Larry the Cable Guy - Foxworthy's Opening Act(1:04)
- Larry the Cable Guy explains why Nick DiPaolo failed to get a TV show and shares the nature of his relationship with Jeff Foxworthy.
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- Videos Tagged: Nick DiPaolo (61), Larry the Cable Guy (35), Jeff Foxworthy (19)
My buddy tells me the best way to lose weight: don't eat after 7:00. Well, that's good if you go to bed after 'Jeopardy.'
One good thing about food poisoning, you look like you're in shape for the next three days. You're all dehydrated. 'Hey, I'm ripped. I'm cut up.'
I'm Catholic, so I had to go to Pre-Cana class before I got married. That's when I had to go to a Catholic priest, and he was going to tell me how to live with a woman the rest of my life. Anybody see the irony in that? It's not like I'm marrying...
These phones don't even ring anymore. They play the National Anthem. I'm on the bus yesterday, this guy's phone rang like three times. Half of us stood up for our gold medals.
The Gillette company offered ZZ Top, the rock group, $6 million bucks to shave their beards on a national TV commercial, and they turned it down. Hey folks, for $6 million bucks, I'd let some guy with a nervous condition shave my ass with a bolo...
People are surprised we have a gun problem. How do you think we got the country in the first place -- in a slap fight? Come on. What did we do, noogie the Indians for the land?
This guy comes at me, 'Hey can you help me out? I'm starving, man. I'm starving!' I'm like, 'Hey, do you see a chef's hat on my head? What am I supposed to do, whip you up a Rueben on the sidewalk? There's a pigeon a foot away with a loaf of bread. Go bust his balls -- he's a bird; he's doing better than you are.'
I was hanging out at the pool at the hotel in Cancun, and there was a group of girls there from Europe. I could tell they were from Europe because none of them had their bikini lines shaved. It's not a pretty look, is it? This one lady looked like...
I have no more compassion for these people. A guy comes at me today, 'Hey, can you help a hungry man out? I said, 'Yeah, I'm getting a slice of pizza. Don't follow me.'
Guys, can you feel anything with a condom on? You can slam the tip of my dick in a car door, I wouldn't even blink if I had a condom on.
The diaphragm, there's a spontaneous device. You're about to have sex, she has to get up, get like 12 tubes of epoxy, 400 popsicle sticks. Comes out of the bathroom four hours later, she's made a ship in a bottle.
I'm Catholic. According to my religion, masturbation is as serious a sin as murdering somebody. Hey, if that's true, say hello to the new Hitler. It took him five years to commit that many sins; it took me two episodes of 'Baywatch.'
