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- Kyle Cease
- Kyle Cease is currently one of the most in-demand young comics, selling out over 200 shows last year from coast to coast. And with the premiere of his new one-hour comedy special Read on
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I saw Hulk Hogan the other day in a parking lot, and I couldn't tell from a distance if it was Hulk Hogan or not. And I realized I've never had that dilemma before. I've always been able to tell immediately when looking at anybody if they were or were not Hulk Hogan.
You ever go into a restaurant -- whether you want a Coke or a Pepsi, they always have the other one?
- Dave Attell Interview(1:20)
- Dave Attell
- Kyle Cease talks to Dave Attell about his comedy stew.
- Videos Tagged: interview (2828), Dave Attell (61), ventriloquism (22), Kyle Cease (15)
- D. L. Hughley Interview(2:14)
- DL Hughley
- D. L. Hughley tells Kyle Cease the worst thing that happened this year.
- Videos Tagged: interview (2828), D.L. Hughley (47), Kyle Cease (15)
I feel like, as we get older, we should have recess. Now that we have, like, wars and Visa bills, we should have 15 minutes on the slide everyday.
The original Nintendo was the best system ever because it's the only system that, if it didn't work, you could fix it by blowing into it all day.
I like how beer companies always advertise how cold their beer is. Wouldn't that be up to us? Like, 'When you want a beer that's really cold...' -- I'm like, 'Yeah, if I put it in the fridge, a**holes. It's my decision, not you.'
Sunny D tasted a little bit like a fat clown's a**hole. I don't know if you've tasted it. Who came up with Sunny D and was happy? Some guy was like, 'I like the taste of orange juice and baby medicine. Can we combine that?'
I think the problem is this country's split right now. I think if you're a Republican, well -- you're wrong. I'm just kidding. I own, like, four Republicans, in case three break down.
People don't know for sure if they can believe a lot of the things in the Bible. Like, people don't know for sure if God and Virgin Mary made baby Jesus. And the reason a lot of people don't know that for sure is we didn't have Maury Povich back...
I hate people on Halloween. They don't carve their pumpkin out; they'll just, like, paint a face on it. You know what I'm talking about? But some people won't even do that. They'll paint a face, but it won't even be on a pumpkin, it'll be on a...
Is there a rule that the older you are in the locker room at the gym, the more naked you have to be?
Why are we allowed to put our friends down as a reference? They'll always have your back. You should have to put your enemies down. That'd be such a better phone call, wouldn't it? 'Hey, do you think Kyle would be a good guy to hire?' 'Yeah, if you want him to f**k your wife.'
You ever go to your friend's house and try to turn on the TV? It's impossible. They have, like, 45 remote controls, right? Have you ever had your friend tell you to turn on the TV and then he leaves. And you're just like, 'Oh, sh*t' -- just pick...
- Kyle Cease - Memory Montage(1:53)
- Kyle Cease
- Kyle recreates his entire act, set to music.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772), music (727), audience interaction (303), Kyle Cease (15)
The best part of Nintendo were the codes. We had codes that got us to the end of the game immediately. Why can't we have that in real life? Just once I'd like to be on a date with a chick, when she starts talking about her cats and she's like,...
They always put the colleges in the middle of nowhere, and they always tell these kids, 'Hey, don't drink, don't do drugs, and don't have sex.' And they make it so they have to. It's like, your choices are Wal-Mart or Susie -- hmmm, both are always open....
- Kyle Cease - Hulk Hogan Dilemma(2:08)
- Kyle Cease
- Kyle couldn't tell if he saw Hulk Hogan.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772), impressions (304), alternative (101), Halloween (96), Kyle Cease (15), Hulk Hogan (1)
- Kyle Cease - References(1:02)
- Kyle Cease
- Why are we allowed to put our friends down as references?
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772), work/office (398), friends (312), audience interaction (303), Kyle Cease (15)
- Red Carpet - Git-R-Done!(0:36)
- Josh Wolf
- Jeff Foxworthy, Gary Busey and other roasters deliver their best takes on Larry the Cable Guy's signature catchphrase.
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