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  • Kurt Metzger
  • Besides regularly performing in many a NYC comedy club, Kurt Metzger's credits include performing on Comedy Central's Live at Gotham, Showtime's White Boys in the Hood and as a regular on VH1's Best Week Ever. Kurt will be filming a half hour...Read on
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I need glasses really bad, and it turns out I can't wear them, medically, because my eyebrows are too g**damn big. I'm not wearing glasses. And I got big nostrils, also. It looks like I have a beard, but that is the shadow of my nostrils. If I...
lookin' good
  • Posted: 05/17/2007
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I saw liposuction. You ever see how they do that? It's, like, violent. They get the hose -- it looks like they're mad at how fat you are.
health
gross-out
She's like, 'Oh, I'm not a 10? What does that mean? Did you settle? Did you have to settle for me?' Which is awkward because that's what I thought we were both doing, first of all. It's a problem now? Isn't that why it's called 'settling down'?...
men/women
dating
You know, human beings are the only animal in all of nature that sometimes shoves other animals up their ass.
animals
gross-out
  • Posted: 01/09/2009
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