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  • With an inspired blend of lunacy that includes physical humor, impersonations, stylized caricatures of nightclub singers and his signature "man on the street" interviews. Emmy Award winner Kevin Meaney has been one of the country's most popular...Read on
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Last year, the turkey weighed 185 pounds. It had a tattoo.
food
Jokes Tagged: food (379)Kevin Meaney (9) 
I tried phone sex once. I did. I'll be honest with you -- I got my penis stuck in the nine.
sex
technology
My great-great-great-great grandfather was Mr. Potato Head.
ethnic
family
You know why they call them blind dates? Because when you see the girl, you want to jab something sharp into your eyeballs.
insults
lookin' good
dating
We had to practice what to do in case the Communists dropped the bomb on us. Like that would be the first place they'd bomb -- a Catholic grade school.
history
We're driving along, and my father would go, 'How could they be so wasteful, throwing away perfectly good lawn furniture?' 'Daddy, I don't think they're throwing it out. Their drinks are still on the table.'
money
family
Jokes Tagged: money (431)family (349)Kevin Meaney (9) 
I bought her this raccoon coat, and she got hit with a car crossing the street. Apparently, she froze when she saw the headlights.
death
fashion
I'm putting on weight for the summer... so I can get a big tan. So I can have people point to me on the beach, 'God, look at the size of that tan. That's a lot bigger than it was last year.'
lookin' good
weight/obesity
I remember, on Palm Sunday, my brothers and I, we used to steal as many palms as we could, and we'd set the basement up like a Miami nightclub.
religion
family
growing up
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