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I love it out here, 'cause you guys have personality. There's a lot of character; there's energy out here. I live in L.A., and you can't even say 'Hi' to people in L.A. -- people can't handle that. Here, it's cool, you can say whatever you want....
Being the third generation, I feel all-American, you know? I feel like baseball and apple pie, but I realize I look like nachos and cockfighting.
- Johnny Sanchez - Rap(2:45)
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- Can I get a 'whoop whoop'?
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- Johnny Sanchez - Older Black Men(2:19)
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- Older black men never age.
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- Johnny Sanchez - Childhood(1:55)
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- Try jumping up and down on your next lunch break.
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- Johnny Sanchez - Teacher's Pet(1:26)
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- Johnny Sanchez remembers that kid in school who always ruined things for everyone.
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Kids -- like the new generation right now -- these kids, right, they got attitudes. They're so young, all of them, they got that hip hop attitude, even though they're like white, Asian, black, Latino, doesn't matter right... 'Billy, come and eat!'...
All the brainy people that are making the technology and advancing things, they don't have any common sense... You always hear people get fooled by, like, car companies. 'Yeah, I got the new car. It's really safe, you know, because they crashed it...
Not like these wimpy bumper cars they have now with padding, seat belts and air bags. Back then, it was just metal, that's it. It was like sitting in a wheelbarrow. If you got hit, man, there was some permanent damage.
The kids doing drugs should be the only ones expected to get an 'A' in chemistry. 'Alright, I'll let you students know only one of you received 100% on the final lab exam: Brad Catlet for turning in the ounce of crystal meth.'
Height makes all the difference. Tall guy walks around with a trench coat, he looks like Wyatt Earp or something cool like that. I put one on, you know what I look like? I look like the Hamburglar.
Older black men... have a tendency to make up their own sayings that really don't make any sense at all, but they say it with so much commitment and conviction, they make you think twice about it. You ever notice that? 'Well, you obviously know...
When you're a kid, man, you just started doing something -- it was fun... Remember you'd be in the other room, bored, complete burnout time: 'Man, I'm bored, man.' You just make something up. It was just great. 'Alright, I'm gonna run in the kitchen, touch the refrigerator and come back!'
- Johnny Sanchez - All-American(2:00)
- Johnny Sanchez
- Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.
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- Johnny Sanchez - The Walk(1:32)
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- African-Americans wouldn't survive two seconds in Africa.
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- Johnny Sanchez - Just Metal(1:00)
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- The new bumper cars suck.
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- Johnny Sanchez - Energy(2:11)
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- Johnny Sanchez likes greeting people in New York.
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- Johnny Sanchez - 'A' in Spanish(1:59)
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- Johnny Sanchez thinks there is a double standard in our schools.
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- Johnny Sanchez - Height Prejudice(3:13)
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- It's tough being short.
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- Johnny Sanchez - Drive-Thru ATM(3:48)
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- The drive-thru ATM is also written in braille.
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