John Ramsey and his wife, Anna, live in Austin, Texas where John works as a comic and attorney. While in college, John dabbled in stand up and worked as a writer and performer for Contents Under Pressure, the sketch and improvisational comedy...Read on
After the show, this lady came up to me, and she said, 'You are very funny, and you are waiting to be discovered.' I don't know if that's true, but if it is, I certainly know how magnesium felt in 1816.
I should write a poop joke about Russia. It goes like this: 'Hey Bill, why you Russian?' 'Oh, I'm in a hurry because I have a horrible case of the Trotskys.' 'I've got the opposite problem, Bill. I have the Stalins.' 'Well, at least you don't have to worry about ruining your Lenins.'
So they ask me, 'Would you like to answer your secret security password question?' I think, 'Oh yeah, surely I can answer a question posed by slightly younger me.'
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