I like to get up there and wing it. I have a set act but, I like to interact with the audience. That in a nutshell, sums up Joey Vegas approach to stand-up. Good-looking and easy going Joey Vega makes them laugh and makes them think. ...Read on
White women -- when you get a big ass, white women get all crazy. 'Honey your ass is getting big.' 'What? No! Stop it! No!' You tell a Latina or black woman her ass is getting big, she goes, 'Oh really? It's good, right?'
When I was a kid, the slide was four stories high and you had to climb up like a fireman. And you always bumped your shin on that last rung. And that slide -- it was metal sitting in the sun for nine days. There was no nighttime when I was a kid....
Your mother was the only one that knew how long you could wait after you eat before you could go swimming. My mother would look at me, 'What did you have? Ham and cheese, mayonnaise? Thirty-eight minutes.'