A lot of people are wearing t-shirts with pictures of people that inspire them to do stuff. I wear a picture of my son 'cause no one inspires me to work harder than my son. It's also a constant reminder to wear a condom.
I don't have children, but if I did have a kid, I think my child would be a duck. Why have human children when you can have duck children, right? Plus, if you ever get tired of having kids, you've got duck al orange for dinner. Problem solved. Then again, this clip from the Jo Koy special Jo Koy: Don't Make Him Angry, premiering January 4th, proves there are some charms to having a kid. Namely, all kids are fucking crazy and therefore amazing. .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}Jokes.comJo Koy - Jo's SonMore Funny VideosComedians on TourGet Funny RingtonesStand-Up Comedy After the jump, check out another clip from Jo Koy's upcoming special. .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;} Jokes.comJo Koy - SwimmingMore Funny VideosComedians on TourGet Funny RingtonesStand-Up Comedy